My List Of Who Won't Get My Vote In 2008

My Status: No Party Affiliation

Hillary Clinton: Not in a million fuckin' years would I vote for her after her stint as Senator. She really has proven herself to be an opportunistic, backroom dealer who lacks the courage of her convictions.

Barak Obama: He's going to need to come to me when he has more experience under his belt.

John Kerry: LMAO!

Kucinich(?): Negative but he is amusing. I can't even remember his first name.

Ralph Nadar: Please. (side eye)

Sam Brownback: Negative. Too conservative for this liberal gal.

Vilsack(?): Who? I don't even remember what flyover state he's from (yes, I can be very mean).